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Chris Breezy and Kimmie K? Say it isn't so! I mean really say it isn't so!!!!

Following her recent break-up with Reggie Bush, Kim Kardashian is a single woman.

Months after his pummeling of Rihanna, Chris Brown still hasn't found love.

While The Hollywood Gossip would never claim to be Chris Harrison, we can't help but wonder if there's a match to be made here. Might the stars be aligning for these lonely stars?

If we weigh the pros and cons of a possible Kim Kardashian/Chris Brownrelationship, we come across far more pluses to this hook-up than minuses. To wit:

PROS

• Based on the appearance of Kim's recent string of ex-boyfriends - Nick Cannon, Ray J and Bush - Brown fits her dating profile. We'll leave it at that.
• Alliteratively, Chris would fit in perfectly with the Kardashian clan.
• Both Kardashian and Brown share a passion for controversial videos, with the former getting more naked in hers than the latter got in his.
• Neither is working much these days.
• Both are known for body parts that cannot be avoided: Kim's ass, Chris' fists. 

CONS

• Brown beat Rihanna into a bloody mess.

So, there you have it. For a long list of reasons, enough to make up for Brown's woman-beating past, Kim Kardashian and Chris Brown would make an ideal couple. We've even picked out their wedding song and first dance already.

Do you agree? Should these two date?

	Yes, they're perfect for each other!
	No, she can do better!
	No, he can do better!

Dancing With the Stars premieres its 11th season tonight, and as always, its cast of characters runs the gamut from reality stars to sports stars to non-stars.

The Situation and Audrina will represent MTV, while the Hoff will drop a "Sex Bomb" and Bristol Palin will tear off her clothes in honor of teenage pregnancy.

Rick Fox and Kurt Warner will try to supplement their trophy cases with the Mirror Ball trophy, while Brandy and Jennifer Grey will lean on their experience.

Who do you want to win? Vote below!

Who are you pulling for on Dancing With the Stars?

	Michael Bolton
	Rick Fox
	David Hasselhoff
	The Situation
	Bristol Palin
	Audrina Patridge
	Margaret Cho
	Florence Henderson
	Brandy
	Jennifer Grey
	Kyle Massey
	Kurt Warner

Rihanna Hosts Katy Perry's Wild Bachelorette Party in Vegas

What a night: Katy, Rihanna, and 25 gals partied like rock stars by the pool, at a Cirque du Soleil show, swanky restaurant, nightclub, then strip club! "Signing up for a liver transplant now," Katy tweeted

Las Vegas was hoppin' last night! Katy Perry and Rihanna and 25 friends were tearing up the town for the singer's bachelorette party Saturday, and it sounds like the gals had an awesome night. Rihanna orchestrated the festivities, and definitely didn't disappoint. 

Katy Perry and Rihanna with the KA cast. (Getty)The gals started off the day at the Hard Rock Hotel Beach Club, reports People.com -- where Katy sported a veil coming out of her bikini bottom (like a tail) and they sipped on adult beverages and soaked up the 95-degree weather for the afternoon. They also brought along some blow-up pool toys shaped like unmentionable objects...

For the evening, the girls took a stretch  Hummer limo to the Cirque du Soleil show KA, where Katy and Rihanna got to go backstage! Then they dined at Ago before hitting up a VIP table at XS nightclub, where they sipped on Grey Goose and danced around. "Signing up for a liver transplant now," Katy Tweeted last night.

Don't even think the night was over then! It was just getting started: They ended the night with a trip to Sapphire strip club. The dancers performed to Katy's songs, and she even got a special dance from a hot blonde before the group moved up to a private skybox.

What a night!

It's been rumored that Katy and  Russell Brand will walk down the aisle next month.

Dayummm is this real? It ain't never that serious! Take a look...

Will.i.am defends wearing blackface on VMA’s

Black Eyed Peas’ frontman Will.i.am is as well-known for his outrageous costumes as he is for his chart-topping hits. However, the rapper’s get-up during Sunday night’s MTV Video Music Awards wasn’t met with a warm welcome this time around. The singer, who performed during the VMA pre-show alongside singer Nicki Minaj, outraged many fans when he appeared to be wearing blackface. In addition to donning black face paint, Will.i.am also wore an all-black leather ensemble, complete with a matching shiny hair piece.

Following his performance, the Twitterverse ran amok, slamming the 35-year-old rapper and comparing his look to 19th century minstrel shows in which white actors performed in theatrical black make-up, which propagated racist stereotypes toward African Americans.
“1st. just because I where [sic] all black including head mask as expression and emphasize my outfit, it shouldn’t be looked at as racial…,” Will.i.am tweeted. “Let go of the past. there are far more important things 2 bark about. (Jobs, health, education) not a black man wearing all black everything.”

Two hours later, as criticism continued to flood his account, the singer asked, “Are you guys serious? my outfit set ‘black people back 100 yrs’ choose your twits wisely. no education sets people back, no jobs, bad health.”

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Kim Kardashian Raccoon Eyes

This is what happens when botox injections go wrong. Kim Kardashian went to the extreme once again for her reality show and these blackened eyes are the result.  Kim had a bad reaction to botox injections and her blackened eyes were the result. Except what God gave you and move on…..

CLICK HERE TO SEE KIM KARDASHIAN SUNBURNED FACE

On Sunday night’s edition of E!’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the reality star decided to take a stab at the cosmetic procedure after being teased about being “old” during her Elle Magazine photoshoot with teen crooner Justin Bieber, 16.

“I am turning 30 this year and I am freaked out. It is so embarrassing. It makes me feelolder than I already am. Lines on my face are not acceptable,” Kim complained.

Much to Kardashian’s chagrin, her displeasure with her appearance only went from bad to worse after having the injections: “It itches. I don’t know what to do, my eyes won’t stop watering.”
Kim was forced to call in family doctor — Dr Vaisman — who advised the sexy socialite to spend the week, hiding behind her glasses.

After learning that bruising is a normal side-effect of Botox injections (Duh!) — and most anything else that includes puncturing the skin with a needle — Kim has vowed to keep away from the needle.

“I’m never doing this again… at least not until I’m 40.”

Kim Kardashian to be made into life-size 
X-rated blow-up doll: report

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Kim Kardashian will be made into an X-rated, blow-up doll, according to reports.

Anselmo/Carl's Jr.

The product box for the blowup doll is a spoof on a Carl's Jr. commercial, seen above.

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Now everyone can have their very own Kim Kardashian.

The reality TV star, who earned fame via a sex tape, is being made into an X-rated, life-size blow-up doll, RadarOnline.comreported.

And if the celebutante's reaction is similar to when she found out about the surprise release of nude Playboy photos of herself earlier this month, Kardashian will not be pleased.

The doll, made by Pipedream products, is reportedly called the "Kinky Kim Filthy Love Doll." The company also features blow-up dolls of Hollywood starlets like Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears andBeyonce.

A model who looks like Kardashian, 29, is featured on the cover of the product's box. She is sitting on a bed, dressed in lingerie, eating a burger and fries. On the back, the model is posing nude with strategically placed tomatoes and lettuce.

The cover appears to be a spoof of the 2009 Carl's Jr. commercials starring Kardashian, in which she endorsed the company's salad line.

Kardashian's rep did not return requests seeking comment.

A spokesman for Carl's Jr. said the company is looking into taking legal action against Pipedream

Jamie Foxx Interviews Brian Pumper: "A Celebrity's Daughter Came My Way And I F*cked Her. She Had Spots On The Booty And We Got It In." [Video]

Porn star Brian Pumper has released another diss track.

This time the targets are Montana Fishburne, her boyfriend "pimp" J. Pipes and rappers Fabolous and Juelz Santana.

What ya think????

B. Pumper - "Shut The F*ck Up" (Montana Fishburne, J. Pipers & Fabolous Diss)

B. Pumper also sat down with Jamie Foxx on his Foxx Hole satellite radio show. Peep the 3 part video shenanigans of the show.

"A celebrity's daughter  came my way and I f*cked her.   She had spots on the booty and we got it in..."

Click the page #'s below for more of Brian Pumper addressing his rap career and  more on Laurence Fishburne and the business of porn.

Rodney King to marry a juror on his case...

Rodney King — the victim of the brutal police beating that sparked the notorious Los Angeles racial riots — is set to marry one of the jurors from his controversial civil trial,RadarOnline.com reported Tuesday.

King, now 44, recently proposed to Cynthia Kelley — Juror No. 5– who awarded King a $3.8 million payout in a civil case against the City of Los Angeles. In 1991, police officers (bully clubs in hand) chased an intoxicated King through the San Fernando Valley following a traffic stop. He was captured on videotape being beaten by four white officers. Their acquittal at a criminal trial sparked the notorious race riots that lasted for four days, leaving 55 dead and more than 2,000 injured.

“Our first date was the next day after the trial when Rodney’s lawyer and Rodney met me in a local pizzeria in Newport Beach,” says Kelley, who was the lone African-American on the jury. “During deliberations, the other jurors said, ‘Let’s just award him $100,000, you know he’s just gonna blow it anyway.’ It was a blessing that I was even there, the other jurors didn’t want to give him anything.”

The years since the beating that shot him to infamy haven’t been easy on King. The sometimes folk hero survived a shooting and has publicly battled addiction. Rodney and Cynthia separated during King’s appearance on the first season of VH1’s Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew, but reconnected when King called Cynthia four months ago to ask if his former lover was still single.

“She is a godsend, a blessing in my life. I don’t know what I would have done without her in my life … I can’t wait to make her my wife.”

King, who coined the poignant phrase: “Can’t we all just get along?” has not yet set a date for the nuptials.

Olivier Martinez: Hooking Up with Halle Berry!

The French actor, who famously filmed numerous sex scenes with Diane Lane inUnfaithful, has been spotted getting VERY cozy with newly-single Halle Berry. The pair were seen kissing and hugging in Paris over the weekend.

Olivier Martinez is a lucky man. A Berry, Berry lucky man!

"They had their arms around each other as they walked," a witness told People. "They were both smiling and laughing Their body language was very flirtatious. They definitely seemed like a couple – absolutely looked like more than friends."

Sources say the two dined at Casa Bini restaurant on Sunday night and then made out for two minutes on the sidewalk afterward.

Berry ended a long relationship with Gabriel Aubry in April, though the two remain committed to raising daughter Nahla together. Martinez has dated Juliette Binoche, Mira Sorvino and Kylie Minogue.

Alicia Keys Pisses Off Swizz Beatz's Ex-Wife

Sometimes you can't help but wonder why women who were betrayed by their men have a tendency to get mad at the other woman instead of the actual cheater. There is certainly no shortage of this Double Standard in Hollywood, from Jennifer Aniston calling Angelina Jolie"uncool" to Eddie Cibiran's ex-wife Brandi Glanville calling LeAnn Rimes a "stalker." Did Eddie Cibiran Cheat On LeAnn With His Ex?

PHOTOS: Alicia Keys in pictures

Why aren't these women talking smack about the person who actually cheated on them? But when a kid is involved and a new step mom is overstepping her bounds, it is a whole different story. And once again Hollywood has it's fair share of Baby Mama drama. First it was Gisele Bundchen claiming Tom Brady' s son withBridget Moynahan as her own and now Alicia Keys is supposedly trying to get her her new husband Swizz Beatz's son with Mashonda Dean to call her "Mommy." Now that is "uncool."Bridget Moynahan Furious At Gisele Bundchen

VIDEOS: Alicia Keys in videos

Mashonda, who found out that her husband was cheating when their son was just eight months old, is not afraid to speak her mind when it comes to Alicia. In this situation we don't really blame her, but after an open later calling outSwizz and Alicia's affair last year and now an interview with Sister 2 Sister Magazine, it may just be time to give it a rest. But Mashonda sees it a little differently. Is Alicia Keys Wrecking A Marriage? ');

People ask me why am I still talking about this and why don’t I just leave it alone. I’m like, this is going to help somebody. My story is a universal thing. This is not just something that only happened to me: This happens to women every day. Mine was just ugly. If I can help the next woman get through and be positive, then I’m going to talk about it." [Source: S2S via Celebitchy ]

Well if track records prove anything or if the saying once a cheater always a cheater is true,Alicia, who is now pregnant with Swizz's Baby, might just become one of those woman. Swizzhas two Children from previous relationships and a third whom he has yet to acknowledge and payChild Support for, with a woman in England named Jahna Sebastion, who he was allegedly sleeping with when he was married to Moshanda and dating Alicia.  That might just take the cake for Baby Mama drama. Baby Mama CrashesAlicia Keys Boyfriend's Birthday
Swirl it Up: 20 Hottest Mixed Couples

Ebony and Ivory… together in perfect harmony. Yeah, we talk about swirling a lot and even have been accused of being borderline obsessed. But let’s be honest, y’all know we got plenty of love for all the celebrity swirl folks.

So we figured this Friday we’d put Swirl Love on blast, but in a good way… with a celebration of all the folks whose swirly love has lasted the test of time.

Check out our top 20 Celebrity Mixed Couples:

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Basketball Baby Mama Drama! Royce Reed Calls Police On Dwight Howard Over Botched Daycare Deal

Basketball baby mama Royce Reed and NBA baller Dwight Howard are still battling over their son. Apparently, there was some mix up over custody and visitation that resulted in the cops getting called.

NBA star Dwight Howard got schooled by cops after removing his child from day care … TMZ has learned.

It all went down on August 26 when Howard — who is in an ongoing custody war with baby mama Royce Reed — went to pick up their 2-year-old son. Reed, we’re told, flipped out and called the cops because she claimed the custody agreement didn’t give Howard the right to pick the child up that day.

Reed showed up at the day care center for a showdown, but Howard had already left with the kid.

The cops called Howard … and the NBA star explained he and his ex made a new agreement … giving him the right to cart his kid away that day. But … after speaking with lawyers from both sides, the cops handed down their verdict — a new custody agreement was discussed but never signed.

The cops ordered Howard to return the child to the day care center, stat. Howard’s nanny took the boy back to school and Reed took him home.

Tragic.

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 Vegas Following “T

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Rapper/actor Clifford “T.I.” Harris and his “Takers” co-star, actor Michael Ealy, laughed it up Tuesday night (Aug 17) at the after party following a screening for their new movie at Lagasse’s Stadium at The Palazzo in Vegas

Other folks spotted at the “Takers” screening after party in Vegas were T.I. and Michael’s co-stars Idris Elba and Hayden Christensen, along the film’s producer William Packer and reality TV personalities Holly Madison and Angel Porrino.
Check out a few pics of everyone below:

Feelin On Her Booty: Lil Kim Hugged Up In Cleveland With Colorful Characters Hawt mess!

Here is Lil Miss Knifed Up aka The Queen Bee partying in Cleveland at a spot called “Tops & Bottoms.” Damn, Rainbow Brite has a tight hold on Kim’s brown round booty…

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Carmelo Offers 5K To Anyone Who’ll Slap The Sh*t Outta Kat Stacks ‘Pigeon Faced Azz’

Carmelo and La La Anthony are SO HOOD. They got on Twitter and started wilin’ on Kat Stacks after she asked him if he tasted like caramel and questioned his fidelity to La La.

Apparently, Kat Stacks and Carmelo got into some Twitter beef and the Denver Nuggets b-ball player showed her how hood he really is. He posted an offer of $5,000 to anyone who would slap the sh*t outta her and his lovely wife chimed in to co-sign. Carmelo tweeted:

And of course, La La stood behind her man and let Kat know she is NOT THE ONE.

These two are the Batman and Robin of Twitter beef. Of course, Carmelo deleted his Twitter account shortly after posting the message. But you still gotta love this couple for stickin’ together.

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Boris Kodjoe and Nicole Ari

Pave the way at the Emmy Awards

PHOTOS: Nicole Parker in pictures

Many gorgeous couples have graced the the 62nd Annual Primetime Emmy Awards tonight! Among those who are attending are the deliciously handsome married couple made up of Boris Kodjoe and Nicole Ari Parker.

VIDEOS: Nicole Parker in videos

They actually color-coordinated their outfits, which I think is just lovely! Boris was wearing an outfit from his own clothing line, ALFA . His gorgeous wife is wearing Michelle Blanchard, and wearing it quite well, I might add.

Kodjoe’s is excited about his new show Undercovers ready to premiere during the NBCfall line up. He had this to say about the show:

“It’s just a fun ride. It’s action, romance, comedy packed into one. It’s perfect for the times.” 

The series premiere of Undercovers is September 22nd on NBC.

Photo Cred: Wire Image

Coupled up at the Emmys: Boris Kodjoe and Nicole, Wanda Sykes, Tracey Morgan, LL Cool J & More
by Necole Bitchie | Filed Under: Celebrities The 2010 Emmy Awards took place last night in LA with a few of our favorite celebs were coupled up on the Red Carpet. Boris Kodjoe, star of the upcoming NBC show “Undercovers” walked the Red Carpet with his beautiful wife Nicole Ari Parker. Tracy Morgan, fresh off of a Divorce from his wife of 23 years, brought a new chick out on the Red Carpet.

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Sports stars are known for their ability to score on and off the field. It pays to be Cristiano Ronaldo. Not only is he one of the sexiest soccer stars ever, but he has a lucrative (and half-naked) Armani underwear campaign, and one of the hottest women ever as his rumored girlfriend: Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Irina Shayk, seen here in a sexy GQ magazine spread.

And the stunning 24-year-old model seems to be sticking by her man despite the shocking announcement that the soccer stud used a surrogate to conceive his newborn son.

Credits: Reljin/GQ

No Wonder I never knew who this fool was until he was on Dancing with the Stars. What a train wreck!!!
Chad Javon Ocho Cinco

50 Cent Is Going In On Everybody On Twitter! Allhiphop.com, Kat Stacks, Necole B*tchie Fat Joe, Nobody Is Safe. Check Out The Hilarious Tweets Inside *LMAO*

Today was a fairly boring one in the world of hip hop, until 50 Cent took over his Twitter account and all hell broke loose.

The first sign that something out of the ordinary was happening, were these series of tweets from 50's account:
"I can't belive my grand mothers making me take Out the garbage I'm rich f*ck this I'm going home I don't need this sh*t

Got d*m it motherf*ckers I'm having a bad dayThere's other people at the house she just likes to boss me around

I took out the garbage She mad cause I havent been over there a lot I been working my grand father was laughingAnd sh*t f*** that. "

That made a few people scratch their heads wondering wtf was going on. Bloggers and fans alike were wondering if his account had been hacked.

When this next one came in, there wasn't one person on twitter watching 50's timeline that didn't crack up laughing.

And the comedy just kept coming after it was confirmed that it was actually Fif. Kat Stacks, Fat Joe, Allhiphop, Soulja Boy, Miss Info, Necole B*tchie and every producer on the 'Before I Self Destruct' album got jabbed, some harder than others.

Here's some of the highlights:
"Man my head been aching all morningI took motrin but I need some of that syrup Sh*t They be drinking

Soulja Boy my little n*gga They just cought him snow mobilingIts cool. I got a n*gga dat a handle dat kat stacksB*tch for him right quick

They set me up man They wasn't suppose to show me how To use this sh*t I'm activated no one safe

I got a gun on me now n*gga do something I'm Strapped oh that necole b*tchie b*tch talking Bout me oh its on

If your a rapper and you sold 5,000 cdsYa fat and turn 44 years old you might want Get prostate checked and your colon cleanseMy advice ,"

"Chris lighty fired f*ck that I'm startin overMy new cd gone kill I said its gone kill motherF*cker

You motherf*ckers don't like me Say somthing now You f*ck boys no I run da southI kill n*gga I kill

Missinfo you need to let me hit dat So I can get rid of that ciara rumorI like fine asian girls let me spank dat ass lol

Jim jones, bun b, and jada kiss in the houseI see yal im cyber bangin join my gang n****Aint nobody f*ckin wit me

I'm bin laden mother f*ckers actin like they can't find me lol

I change my mind info I did know we was gone have wips and sh*t I'm on my to the sex storeNow lol

Allhiphop.com f*ckin wit me alright Motherf*ckers calling me twitty cent Ima catch 1 of you motherf*ckers F***** computer geeks ."

50 did take a few seconds to get serious. He congratulated  Lloyd Banks for going gold with the single "Beamer, Benz or Bentley."

And he just dropped this us in the last few minutes:

50 was speaking about the "F*ck You" joint he hopped on with Cee-Lo. Congrats to Cee-lo and 50 on what is already becoming a huge hit, can't wait to see the visuals.

To the rest of yall out there beware, he's taken over his twitter and nobody is safe, lol .

Five "Good" Hollywood Divorces

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No, there is no such thing as a "good" divorce. But through their words and restraint, Elin Nordegren and Tiger Woods are proving that splits don't have to go bad, either.  

Here are five other celebrity couples who classed up ex-coupledom:

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Daily DUMBASSNESS RAPPER SOULJA BOY GETS CAUGHT WITH COCAINE!!! (VIDEO EVIDENCE)







Fantasia’s First Interview Since Suicide Attempt And Doesn’t Mention Daughter ONCE! [Video]


Fantasia Barrino appeared on Good Morning America Tuesday in her first live sit-down interview, two weeks to the day after she attempted suicide by overdosing on aspirin and sleep medication.

Barrino told GMA's Robin Roberts of her August 10 suicide attempt: "I was just overloaded, for six years I've been carrying so much... I always take a lickin' and keep on tickin.’"
She said her will to live nearly crumbled after recent reports sprouted that she'd been romantically involved with a married man named Antwaun Cook, and that the man’s wife was threatening to sue her. (Noteworthy is what they didn't ask -- her status with Cook.)

She added the attempt was likely the cumulative result of six years of pent-up frustration toward everything in her life and career.

PHOTOS: Stars Who OD'd

"It just became heavy for me, so I just wanted to be away from the noise," the 26-year-old American Idol winner said, noting she'd been troubled by past media scrutiny on everything from her education background to her accent to the way she took off her shoes to perform. "I just began to grow tired of taking so many licks."

Barrino said that the general public doesn’t "understand, they see the glitz and the glamour, and everything's so perfect, but we’re human and we go through things.”

She said that she's tremendously benefited from working with a life coach since the suicide attempt, and that a nurse greatly helped restore her confidence and spirit after the harrowing incident.

PHOTOS: Celebs Who Died Young

The singer's new album, Back To Me, is in stores now.


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– Is Hoopz dating Shaq? Hoopz Nicole (Nikki) Alexander and Shaq O’Neal are dating claims a new report. The report claims Shaq (which it references as Shaquille ” O’Neil “) has been dating the former star of Flavor of Love and I Love Money for “a few months”. The report claims that the NBA star headed to Vegas for the reality star’s birthday and then allegedly to her hometown of Alcoa, Tennessee.

Alexander got the name Hoopz on Flavor of Love. LALATE first broke the spoiler that Hoopz would win that first season of the hit reality show. LALATE then predicting her win on I Love Money. Hoopz would beat out Joshua “Whiteboy” Gallander and win the show’s $250,000 first season prize.


So how did Hoopz allegedly win Shaq’s love? Neither are speaking out about the report, but in 2008, Hoopz revealed how she won I Love Money. ” I was just going to try my best and never give up. I never really talked about the money. I was in denial when I did win. So I am completely grounded about it. $250,000 is a lot of money but there’s more out there. I’m saving it all.”

At time, Hoopz told VH-1 of her plans to start an accessory line. “Most of it I’m going to save and make it make more money, try to start an accessory line and whatever. My mom has no idea that I won, so I’m gonna surprise her and my sister and use it to take care of them.”

Shaq was spotted out with Hoopz used up reality show backs again. Rumor has it that this VH1 D lister has been connected to a bunch of people in the industry including Flava Flav, T.I. and Slim Thug. Now, she’s out gettin’ that divorced baller money.
Shaquille O’Neal got more than he bargained for when he sat down for breakfast at a Waffle House in Tennessee last week — because the dude was the target of a practical joke that was executed to perfection.

Sources at the Waffle House — yeah, we got those too — tell us Shaq arrived with Hoopz from the VH1 reality show “Flavor of Love” … and they both saddled up at the counter.

We’re told they each ordered scrambled eggs with cheese and a waffle — and Shaq had an orange juice … an OJ that would play a key role in the prank when Shaq got up to use the bathroom.

We’re told Hoopz pulled the ‘ol “Dump the salt in the OJ” routine — and when Shaq returned from the can, he took a big, fat sip of the tainted concoction. We’re told everybody laughed at the gag … including the big man.



But the best part of the meal — when it came time to pay the $20 bill … Shaq left a $30 tip

First they were seen out at a Walmart in Tennessee and now at a Waffle House. Shaq really knows how to wine and dine the ladies.

Chad Ochocinco’s new relationship with Basketball Wife, Evelyn Lozada.




People over at VH1 aren’t happy over the Becky bandit Chad Ochocinco’s new relationship with Basketball Wife, Evelyn Lozada.
Chad is constantly tweeting about his dating life — but since it has nothing to do with his VH1 dating show, sources told TMZ … the network is not too pleased. Ochocinco has been dating Evelyn Lozada (of VH1′s “Basketball Wives”) for the past several months … and he has made no secret of their relationship (just check his Twitter once in a while). Things are so serious between the two, Chad might be popping up on her show next season.

Sources close to the couple say VH1 is pissed at Ochocinco about the relationship because the network doesn’t like the “spoiler” that Ochocinco doesn’t end up with anyone on his show, The Ultimate Catch.




A rep for VH1 toldTMZ, “We cannot comment on possible story lines regarding a series currently airing or in production.”

An Interview Wit Tiphany From Chad’s show! She Doesn’t Think Chad Is Racist!



NO MORE TATS!!! 50 CENT HAD ALL THE TATTOOS ON HIS ARMS REMOVED
Rapper 50 Cent has had the tattoos on his arms removed - so he doesn't have to spend hours in the make-up chair on film sets.

The star, real name Curtis Jackson, is tired of early call times so his skin art can be covered up - and so he has gone under the Laser to have many of his tattoos erased.

He says, "I took 'em off. I've been on a few acting projects and they been making me get up... My call time is four hours before the regular acting talent because of the tattoos."

"I've got a project I'm supposed to be doing with Nicolas Cage, called The Dance, it's a boxing film... it's like my passion project and... when you're a fighter you're sweating (and) with a whole bunch of make-up on and stuff like that, it doesn't look real to me."


However, there's one tattoo 50 will never peel off: "I kept my back piece. I can't take that off."


This is why I love me some Beyonce, way to keep it real girl! I too love a nice cold one! Cheers






Daily Dumbassness: Saggin' Vs. 'Swaggin' -- Pull Your Pants Up


When 21-year-old Demetrius Russ was arrested in Indianapolis Indiana, it was for public intoxication and disorderly conduct. But really, young Russ was nabbed for "swagging" -- what's that you ask?
According to Russ, "swagging" means sitting on top of an electrical box, smelling of alcohol while calling police officers "n-ggas" and "motherf--kers" when they question you about your sagging jeans. Now let's think about this for a second... where have we heard "swag" most pervasively?

That's right, we blame SouljaBoy too!

But really, despite Russ' attitude, who gave this kid permission to turn bravado, attitude and a certain je ne sais quoi into meaning simply "to sag your pants"? Or according to TheSmokingGun.com, "the term "swagging" generally refers to getting your drink on?" Or for Toyota an advertising scheme? Thumbs down.

Young Russ probably thought he was being clever, but really he sounds like a fool. Almost as ridiculous as the Indiana police for hassling him because his belt loops were hanging below his waist. How about everyone go do something of actual value, like catch criminal or purchasing a belt?

For confusing "swagger" with "sagging" as well as "swagging," you young Russ you get today's SMH Award. Plus one for the Indiana police department, people will sag their pants -- get over it!*

via TheSmokingGun


*But this is what the world thinks of you when you're out lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground.

Black Folks, again, we got to do better! Just sayin'


Swizzy can’t deny his random baby girl in London any longer, because Mashonda is “inadvertently” putting that a$s on blast:

Swizz Beatz’s ex-wife Mashonda is willing to put her past differences with his pregnant new spouse Alicia Keys firmly in the past so all of the producer’s children can grow up “in unity”. The Fancy beatmaker split from Mashonda, the father of her three-year-old son Kasseem, Jr., in 2008 and filed for divorce last year (09). Subsequent reports alleged Beatz had already moved on to date the Empire State of Mind hitmaker, prompting an enraged Mashonda to accuse Keys of wrecking her marriage.

But she was in for another shock after learning Beatz had fathered another child with a Russian woman living in London. The baby girl was born to Jahna Sebastian in May 2008 and Beatz was proved to be the dad in August 2009. He is expecting his fourth child, his first with Keys, this autumn (10)- and Mashonda insists she is open to having her son meet all of his siblings, despite her troubled past with Keys.

She tells Hip-Hop Weekly, “I hope that my son can have a relationship with his sister in Europe and I hope all the children involved will grow together in unity. That is very important to me”.

Beatz is also dad to another son from a previous relationship, Prince Nasir, who was born in 2000.
Ouch!!!! Just sayin' WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT? WHOOT WHOOT


DAILY DUMBASSNESS LOL

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